Edward hits the gym..

Edward wanted to see what all the fuss was, about the physio-ball, He says it's not so bad!

Woo! Look at me Bella, I can stand on the ball. This is sooo easy! There's nothin to it!I don't know why you feel you need a personal trainer for this!

This is fun! Look I can jump up and down and not lose my balance..Did you blink? Then you missed it..I'm really fast! Ohh..there I go again! You missed it again!

Whew...I gotta take a break, this is hard work....not!

Glossary additions:

I need to update the Twilight glossary.

Twerd= Twilight nerd.

We have been throwing this one around at our house. How long you ask? A while.

:)

This just makes me smile....

EVERY

SINGLE

TIME!!!

stolen from: http://pocketedward.tumblr.com/

I love the adventures of PE!!

Edward goes to....

Guess where Edward went this weekend! Bella is going to love it! I mean, when she finally gets over her aversion to jewelry! Personally, I cannot say no to the little blue box!!

Look at all this loot I got for my Bella!

I can't wait until her birthday!

Psycho? Maybe...

So over the weekend I met with a very nice lady by the name of Melissa, who is doing a research project at the University of Missouri, into why we are so obsessed with Twilight.

Well, it was cool and there were a few of us Twi-hards there. We discussed things like our favorite Twilight relationship and do we get haters because we love Twilight...etc..

We touched upon Twilight Denial. You all know what I'm talking about. Do you keep your obsession secret from certain groups or separate from other aspects of your life. Most of us do I believe. I don't hide it, I just don't always bring it up. I will admit to it if it comes up in convo, however.


My friend says that we are going to be part of some psychological research paper...but I don't think so. It would be funny though to see this article published in Psychology Today "The Twilight Phenomenon, and the Women Who Live it", or "Twi-freaks Uncovered!" or some such nonsense.

I trust Melissa, though, I think we will be okay! And if not, hey we had free cookies!!

Long weekend reading

Edward asked if he could borrow my book. He's a very fast reader so I said okay.

Hmmm.. let's see what all the hype is about..

I don't get women..this is depressing..

OME! How could I do this to my Bella! Blasphemy!

I'll get that Stephenie Meyer!

Uh-oh, now I gotta come clean...

I'm sorry Bella. Would you accept this apple as a token of my undying affection? (I'm really into apples...vegetarian...and all)

Look how yummy! Sorry I can't get my hands into just the right position!

Edward watches a movie.....no not Twilight!

This guy? Seriously??? Uhh....he's paler than me!

Sorry but this girl is not as hot as my Bella...anyway I prefer brunettes.

I don't know why anyone would interview this guy on tv.

He's a very poor dresser! And his hair....come on!

What is he thinking?

He should be more careful shaving..

Chillaxing....

Hmmm...I don't think I like this.....

I changed my mind, I think I do like this!
Chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool and all....shootin some B ball outside of the school...nah..just enjoyin the mushmallow bed..I think Bella would really like a nice bed made of marshmallows..I'll have to get her one.

Ye Scoundrelous scallywag!!

Avast me hearties! Ye ladies not be wanting to see this me lovelies!

Avert yer eyes!

Pocket Edward does not seem to be as well endowed, (please ladies!!! stay on track!), in the super power department. He is after all a tiny man made of plastic! Cap'n Jack found this out rather quickly!

Ye best be staying away from me woman if ye knows what's good for ya, savvy?!

That be learnin' ya to stay away from me woman ya scurvy dog!

Now off to the depths with ya. To Davy Jone's locker!!

Did someone say Parley?

Edward meets Cap'n Jack Sparrow....

OH NO!! You'll see what I mean......

EDWARD'S LOVE SONG..

This song always makes me think of Edward and Bella. (Not like it takes much to make me think of Edward. Just about everything I hear, and everything I see!)

It is by the band "Live", if you get a chance, go listen to it. It is a slow song so don't be disappointed...(duh! It is a love song remember!!)

Sittin' on the beach
The island king of love
Deep in fijian seas
Deep in some blissful dream

They are obviously referring to Isle Esme here....no??

Where the goddess finally sleeps (Bella)
In the lap of her lover (Edward)
Subdued in all her rage
And I'm aglow with the taste of the demons driven out
And happily replaced with the presence of real love
The only one who saves

How can that not refer to their love?? Edward's demon replaced with true love!!?? The only one that saves...his soul!!

I wanna dance with you (Edward always wanted to dance with Bella)
I see a world where people live and die with grace
The karmic ocean dried up and leave no trace (Edward's bad Karma)
I wanna dance with you
I see a sky full of the stars that change our minds
And lead us back to a world we would not face

Edward saw Bella's face as he looked at the stars, see Midnight Sun for reference.
The stillness in your eyes (He forever talks about her deep brown eyes..)
Convinces me that i
I don't know a thing (Possible reference to being unable to read her)
And I been around the world and I've tasted all the wines (wine = blood..)
A half a billion times came sickened to your shores (He said he's a monster)
You show me what this life is for

Oh come on I do I even have to say it!!!!!!!! You are my life now....

I wanna dance with you
I see a world where people live and die with grace
The karmic ocean dried up and leave no trace
I wanna dance with you
I see a sky full of the stars that change our minds
And lead us back to a world we would not face

In this altered state (Edward is completely changed by this love..)
Full of so much pain and rage (Self-explanatory, no??)
You know we got to find a way to let it go

Sittin' on the beach
The island king of love
Deep in fijian seas
Deep in the heart of it all where the goddess finally sleeps
After eons of war and lifetimes (Lifetimes of pain for Edward)
She smilin' and free, nothin' left
But a cracking voice and a song, oh lord

After the final scenes of Breaking Dawn, maybe..?


I wanna dance with you
I see a world where people live and die with grace
The karmic ocean dried up and leave no trace
I wanna dance with you
I see a sky full of the stars that change our minds
And lead us back to a world we would not face
We would not face
We would not face
We would not face
We would not face

Maybe it's just me..but this song really makes me think of them. I realize there are many songs that can be related to them or Twilight in some way or another but hey, this is my blog, and that's my two cents! :)

Blasphemy!!!

Any day without Edward is the blackest kind of blasphemy...

We need more ROBWARD!!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight glossary

This is for all my non-Twilight friends and family members. I have decided to decipher some of the most common verbiage in the Twilight universe. (Which you probably didn't even know existed! But I won't let it bring me down!)

These are some the terms I will be using:

RPattz= Rob Pattinson
KStew= Kristin Stewart
Movie Edward= Rob's part in Twilight

And there goes Swifty! (We're off...??):

Twi-hard: anyone who can or will not live without Twilight. As in, OME she is such a Twi-hard fan!

Which brings us to OME, in case you can't figure it out yourself, this is Oh My Edward..seriously? You couldn't get that one?? :)


Twi-polar: I think I may have mentioned this one previously. It is the extreme and often sudden, emotional ups and downs caused by the lack of anything Twilight, Edwardian, or RPattz related.


Twicrack: I have to give credit for this one to http://twicrackaddict.blogspot.com/. Twicrack is anything related to Twilight. We feed on it like crack and cannot live without it, like junkies. So there you have it, Twicrack!

(Twicrackaddict, please feel free to let me know if my description is lacking! Thanks!)


Twitarded: I again must give credit where it is due:
http://twitarded.blogspot.com/, Twitarded is kinda self explanatory, don't you think? If you can't figure it out, sorry! I don't want to insult anyone
here!

Robsessed: credit:
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/

Again, I think this is self-explanatory, but....for those of you who don't know, this is someone who is obsessed with Rpattz. Can possibly be extended to anything related to Movie Edward (RPattz' alter ego it would seem to some!)


Edwardian: I made this word up myself and I like this one very much! (you know that it is already a word with another meaning, right??) It is anything that Movie Edward might say or do. For example: If you said, "Bella, you're soo absurd"...That would be very Edwardian...or "HI" that too would be Edwardian....:)


P.S. If you don't get the references maybe you should go watch the movie then come back and see us!


If there is anything else in this post you don't get, you may want to reconsider your place in the Twiverse...and NO I'm not gonna define that one!! You should get it by now! The world revolves around Twilight!!!

What is your favorite part??

This is a game we like to play in my family. After we see a movie or read a book we always ask "What's your favorite part?"

I will start off with Twilight, the movie. My favorite part is when they're in the greenhouse and Bella says, "you don't even say hi to me", and Edward has his really big movie line here...wait for it.........

>
>
>
>
>
Edward says ...... duhn, duhn, dahhhhh.....


"HI"

I love that part! He is just so eloquent!

My second favorite part, because I love it when Edward smiles, and he does it sooooo rarely, is in his bedroom when B says "I'm not afraid of you", and Edward says "Well, you really shouldn't have said that" and he pulls out this sh*t eatin grin.. OME.....I melt every single time.....

Now, Twilight the book is something different. My favorite part of the book is, of course, blood typing. There is just something to be said about a man rescuing a damsel in distress.. I love it when he wants to murder Mike for thinking he may have hurt Bella. I love it even more that she just wants to curl up and die when she hears his voice as she lies facedown on the sidewalk! And the best part, is when he scoops her up in his arms like a little rag doll!! Oh How I wish this part had made the movie!!!

I am sure I have many, many, many, more favorite parts, but I don't want to just reiterate the entire book here! So, please, tell me your favorite parts!

Edward visits New Hampshire..

Well as some of you may know..Edward likes to get his drink on. He can't really eat, but drinking seems to suit him. His favorite is the blue lemonade recipe on the UV label.

Please! No pictures! Bella doesn't like me to drink!

I love this vodka more than Bella!!Ooooohhhh so good!

So, anyway, I come home and Edward is gone. I find the empty vodka bottle and wonder what happened?? I start just... freaking out! Where is Edward, where could he have gone? Well, apparently he must have gotten the munchies after drinking. Drinking will do that sometimes. Well..he decided to go hunting.

Edward's New Hampshire visit continued..

Here's a little backstory: For those of you that do not know, our house is on the New Hampshire border. Edward had been visiting with us. How long you ask? For awhile. :)

He had been visiting, because he wanted to check on his house. You must know he owns a home near Dartmouth College in NH, where he and Bella had planned to attend prior to their "unforeseen circumstances" arising. (I don't want to spoil anything here!)

Anyway, he went hunting with some buddies of his that came down from Denali, who took these pics:

Wow what a catch! This is a big one...

nomnomnom...

So like I said, I'm freaking out cuz Edward is gone, but he just strolls in like nothing happened. Tells me to chillax and asks me if I had a chance to get more UV!?? You gotta love Edward..

That was the first night I dreamt of Edward Cullen.......

OME!! I dreamt of RPattz last night! Weird, I know! Considering how obsessed I am, how I spend every minute looking at Twi-crack and Rob-Porn, reading and re-reading the Twilight Saga, searching the internet for anything Twilight or RPattz related....yeah big surprise right? I guess the big surprise is that it took this long! I just wish I could remember what the dream was about!

This is how pathetic it is.. I wake up and realize OME, I just dreamed of RPattz, and the first thing that comes into my head is the line "and that was the first night I dreamt of Edward Cullen". In the middle of the night, half asleep, and my brain is STILL tuned in to Twilight....

WOW.....OCD does not even cover it!!!!!!!!!

Twilighters please help!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I need help. I am trying to decide which convention to attend, if at all. Here are the options. I can either take a trip to Forks and wander around and see the sights, or take the Forks trip offered by Fantrips.travel, or go to a convention. There is Twi-Con in July 2009 or the other convention by Creation entertainment called Twi-Tour, a salute to Twilight. I can only do one, so I am trying to choose the best option. The conventions offer meeting of the cast so I'm thinking that is better, but I'm not sure if you really get what they promise you.

I have never been to a convention so I don't know if it's worth it to attend. Does anyone have any advice??

PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!

Thanks!

Stay tuned.......

Edward visits New Hampshire...coming soon!!

The time I went to see Twilight without Aurora...

So this one time, at band camp...no wait wrong movie! So one time (well lots of times really, but we won't talk about that now!) I went to see Twilight without my niece Aurora. (You saw her pic in my last post. ) Well, she kinda had a meltdown. She freaked out and left me some nice little notes. Just in case I was thinking of leaving her home the next time. Which I did, but again, we won't talk about that now!! :)

So this is how it all began..I went to the movies without her, here's the evidence of my disloyalty..

You'll note I was so upset that I forgot to take Aurora with me that I could not finish my popcorn or my M&M's! (That's my Eclipse to read while waiting for the movie to start..sad..sad.. yes I know!)

So I get home and I think I'll go relax a bit on my couch. OME! What's this?! Someone has left me a note on my couch pillows...



It sounds like someone was a little upset..

Yes I think someone may have been upset. A little melodramatic maybe?? I do understand how heartbreaking it must be though, I would have felt the same way if someone had gone out with Edward and left me home! Mwahhhhhh!!!!!

It is a terrible thing to have OCD. One cannot help themselves!

Very, very, upset...

No one bets against Alice. At least no one that wants to win!

I thought about it...(for like a minute, then I did it anyway) ..shhhhhhh...don't tell Aurora! I do not want to incur her wrath again!

So, the moral to the story is...Never ever leave your teen home while you go to see Twilight, or do something Twilight related. They will go absolutely over the edge!!!! She was completely twitarded!! Too funny though! :) Oh yeah, and lock up the markers and paper!

It's a sickness, really!!

<<-------------- This is Aurora, she is awesome! I love her!! She is the best ever...seriously! If you look closely, you can see her eyes are actually amber. FOR REAL!They are so close to the color of Movie Edward's honey color, I cannot believe it!

So my niece, Aurora and I have a sickness. It is all Movie Edward's fault! Damn him!! (No, we could never!! We love him too much!) We are sick, but at least now we can name our illness.

We are Twi-polar. You may be too! Here are the signs:

1) If you cannot make it through one day without Twi-crack.

2) Does it feel like the blackest kind of blasphemy to go without Edward for any length of time?

3) No matter how much RPattz or Twilight you get, is it never enough??

Sorry babe, you got it bad. And the bad news is, there is only one cure, but you're not gonna like it! Well, actually, you will, but your family and friends won't!! Are you ready??




The only cure is:





MORE, MORE, MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORE ROB, MORE TWILIGHT!!! Gimme, gimme, gimme, I gotta have it!! I must have it now!!!!!!!!! AYAAAAAA!! Oops, sorry, got carried away. Done now.

Original Edward

This is the Original Movie Edward.

He is very upset. He cannot believe this turn of events. LOOK AT HIM! He is shocked..... Look at him , look at him!! (this must be spoken in an British accent) He cannot hide his dismay. Such depth of emotion..

For those of you who do not know this, Original Movie Edward was played by Johnny Depp. Well, the reigning king has been de-throned. JD has been my love for about 5 years, that was until Edward came along and all hell broke loose! I still love Johnny, but Movie Edward holds my heart. My love for Johnny is more like a Jacob kinda love now. I know, I know, it's all very sad to me too.

The New King

So this is how it now appears at my house:

Movie Edward has the place of honor on the wall.

The new standings:

This is the new king
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And way, way, way, way down here......

This is displaced and poor, poor, sad, JD!

<<<----------------------

How the mighty have fallen. I am sooo sorry JD, I will love you always, but I must move on. :(

JD cannot believe it!

Look at him, so forlorn. It is soooo sad! I think I see a tear!

If a picture speak a thousand words then this one says it all!

where else....

Okay, so just some background on why I started this blog.
Live free and Twi-hard is a shout out to all the naysayers who think I should "get my head out of the Twilight". It is dedicated to everyone whose families/friends/associates----everyone in general in the world---, have told them this at one time or another. I say you gotta live free, and Twi-hard!!!

I say, dude, if it's makin me happy, then why do I have to leave?

I am in my happy place with EDWARD, and I ask you, Twilighters,
"Where else am I gonna go?"

Lost in the Twilight yet again.....(or still)

This will be my first post, as well as my first blog. (YES EVER!) I am excited. I want to thank Laurensbite and Twi-crack Addict. They are my inspiration. I was so fascinated by their pages I just had to create my own! More to come soon..stay tuned......