Edward asked if he could borrow my book. He's a very fast reader so I said okay.
Hmmm.. let's see what all the hype is about..
I don't get women..this is depressing..
OME! How could I do this to my Bella! Blasphemy!
I'll get that Stephenie Meyer!
Uh-oh, now I gotta come clean...
I'm sorry Bella. Would you accept this apple as a token of my undying affection? (I'm really into apples...vegetarian...and all)
Look how yummy! Sorry I can't get my hands into just the right position!